Tuesday, March 21, 2017

SWEET 16 COMETH! ...AND AN OVERLY LONG RANT ON LAVAR BALL

The most anticipated match up for the upcoming Sweet 16: Kentucky vs. UCLA (photo credit: flipps.com)
Day 4 of the Madness started right off the bat with another bracket buster game in the Midwest Region with #7 Michigan outlasting #2 Louisville. Michigan was led by big man, Mo Wagner’s 26 hustle points despite Louisville had a big advantage on the boards, especially the offensive boards. Michigan grinded to a 4-5 point lead late in the game where Louisville played the fouling comeback game perfectly with quick hoops and quick fouling to stop the clock. But Michigan hit all their free throws to outlast Louisville. This busted many brackets of Insanity Pool Contestants, including this guy’s. For the umpteenth year in a row, I am in the bottom cellar of the Insanity Pool standing, AGAIN! It doesn’t bode well for any team that I pick. You could say I am quite the ‘cooler’. You coooould say I am the “Cooler-issioner”! #PaulsenPun of the day!

Michigan will play #3 Oregon in the Sweet 16, who looked good in handling a tough #11 Rhode Island team in the Midwest Region. This will be a great match up with Oregon’s guards/wings in Tyler Dorsey and Dylan Brooks showing that they can shoulder the load between them. This will be a great matchup vs. Michigan’s guards led by Derrick Walton. Michigan has an advantage over the Oregon’s bigs, even if Chris “Not Foucher” Boucher was in the line up. So now that he’s out of the line, somewhere Scoobie is herd saying, “Ruh Row!”

Huge ups for Insanity Pool leader as well as Pete Vieweg Money Division leader Derran Watts picking Michigan over Louisville. That’s some great prognostication D-Watt!

The next game was more amazing then I believe most realize. It was #10 Wichita State coming close to winning the rematch from their ultra super-duper classic 2nd Round game from the 2014 March Madness vs. #2 Kentucky in the South Region.

For those that remember that 2014 game, it was a heavyweight boxing match where both teams hit big shot after big shot, with neither team buckling under the pressure of each ridiculous clutch shot being exchanged.

Highly rated freshman post, Bam Adebayo had his coming out party this game for Kentucky. He has been a consistently solid player all year for Kentucky, but he was nowhere near the expectation of such a highly rated froshie. Well this game he ate up the boards and hit some clutch bunnies. The super freshmen back court of PG DeAaron Fox and SG Malik Monk were their good ol’ selves displaying their nutty athleticism on both sides of the ball, This athleticism is what made this rematch from their 2014 classic eerily similar but just from the other end of the spectrum.

As in 2014, Kentucky outlasted Wichita State with out-of-this-world treys to answer Shocker buckets, and this past Sunday, Kentucky was equally as clutch with equally amazing plays but from the defensive end with nutty steals and blocked shots from Fox and Monk. It was quite impressive and their defense peaking right at the best moment bodes well for their match up vs. the generational offensive team in UCLA.

The next game was a marquee match up between two hall of fame coaches in KU’s Bill Self and Michigan State’s Tom Izzo. Izzo was coming off their absolute best game of the year in their first round win vs. Miami and KU was, well KU.

This game was tight for two-thirds of the game, as Michigan State tried to control the tempo, but KU’s athleticism and veteran leadership outshined Izzo’s valiant efforts.

KU super froshie Josh Jackson is a special player, but the question before the Madness was is he late-game special? He answered that question when it counted most with step-back one-on-one J’s late in the second half that were just daggers on Michigan State. Also, energy guy LaGerald Vick had a big game with a rare barrage of treys. And Frank Mason was his regular Outhet Player of the Year self, with his fearless aggression and calming presence in such a high-pressure game vs. a quality opponent in Sparty.

The KU bigs played well, but their hands will be full and then some vs. Purdue and do-it-all post, Caleb Swanigan. It will be the Mason vs. Swanigan show that will be one hundred and fiddy percent more exciting and compelling then Batman vs. Superman.

The next game was #8 Arkansas vs. #1 North Carolina was one of those games where there is the silly saying by analysts of, “Arkansas didn’t lose that game, they just ran out of time.” That saying is so silly as in there’s a finite amount of time in a basketball game and whoever has more points after that finite amount of time is completed is the winner. What the hell does “ran out of time” mean??? That has always been so silly of a saying!......until this game. UNC showed the ugliest version of themselves with their low-IQ play. The Tar Heels play was so ugly that one could say, “UNC didn’t win the game, they just ran outta time to completely choke it away to the Razorbacks!” UNC squeaked by, by the squeakiest of margins.

The next games I gotta admit, fell victim to the commercial vortex phenomenon and so there’s little intel on Baylor’s 4 point victory over super-gamer-team USC. USC has the most double-digit comebacks in the nation this year and used a double-digit comeback in their play-in game and first round game. USC were up early and then what seemed like, purposely sunk themselves into a 10 point deficit only to dig themselves out and get the lead back only to lose at the end after both team exchanged leads over and over again.

Then there was the shocking upset of #7 South Carolina over #2 seed and possible tourney fave Duke. Two things about this game: 1) Duke was searching for their identity all year, as previously mentioned. It seemed they found it after winning the ACC tournament last week. But the other question was how could Duke fare with no true point guard.

Well the answer came Sunday, as Duke’s lack of true point guard to settle the offense fell victim to the actual team that found their identity in South Carolina. Playing the game in Greenville, South Carolina gave the Gamecocks quite the partisan home court raucous crowd. But South Carolina had similar identity issues with great talent with Sindarious Thornwell and PJ Dozier, just like Duke did with not being to find the right combo within their stacked lineup. But it was South Carolina that found their right combo and they did so right at the best time here in March Madness.

The last game was a close game at first that turned into a snoozer as UCLA dismantled Cincinnati. Lonzo Ball displayed his all-world passing and he does so despite the constant self-promotional ranting of his father, LaVar Ball. I believe most of you know of the headlines LaVar is making with his outlandish comments, so no need to tell y’all what you already know on the background of his story.

But here’s the Insanity Reports take on LaVar as it’s been asked by many over the past couple weeks. He’s a father that supports his sons, first and foremost. He does so with his outlandish comments/demands in a supportive yet self-promotional manner that dispels anything that actually may be of merit outta LaVar’s mouth.

This is all predicated under the present media age we live in where it’s the outlandish comments that gets the headlines. Heck it got a guy elected into the White House. This present media age also takes the views of people with minimal skills (cough…Kardashian) , minimal political clout (ahhh duh, Trump) and now a hack former football player and 2 point a game ex-college hoops player in LaVar saying he can beat MJ and Charles Barkley. LaVar is not helping his kids out, but it’s the present media age we live in that makes it so he’s not hurting them either.

Many teams would pass on such a phenomenal talent such as Lonzo Ball based solely on what could be perceived as a difficult parent. Not in this case. LaVar Ball is so harmless, that any NBA team that actually drafts Lonzo can easily say, “listen LaVar, we drafted your son and not you, now shut the hell up.”

The main criticism I can see on LaVar actually is his demands are that of an agent. So he’s acting as an agent for his son in a parental loophole where agents are obviously against NCAA rules. So way to be ahead of the curb on that LaVar. So the only possible criticism will be if  Lonzo ever hires an agent after he leaves UCLA. He’s already had an agent and a free one at that, and any agent hired will be a waste of money. Bad bidness LaVar.

Bottom line is LaVar is a harmless, annoying supportive father that somehow gets attention these days such as being invited to ESPN studios. Is it LaVar shoving his antics down our throats or cheap rating mongers such as ESPN?

This LaVar rant got too long! See y’all Thursday for the Sweet 16!

Yours in Madness,

Cooler-issioner Adolph